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Posted 17 August 2008 - 09:58 PM

Hello,I am a barbell.You all know me....Im the bar that weighs 45 pounds.Its nothing pretty about me.I never intented to be pertty.I intented to build slabs of muscle to those that give there life and soul to me.I am the one that is the founder of weightlifting.Without me,weights would nt be possible.Im the biggest player when it comes down to weights....Im the basic and foundation of the world of weighlifting.I stand alone because i am what you call the only barbell..I am the one that made many great powerlifters and great body builders....Without me there dreams wouldnt be what they are to be.I symbolize power and strength...I symbolize the benginning and i symbolize the end.I am the connerstone and the center of building muscle.I am successful from the start and i have accomplish building postive minds....I am nothing but a barbell that commands repect and i get repect.I am most important to build soild muscle because i am the grand daddy and it all began with me.I am a God to most people that are serious about building muscle....They know without me its not possible.I am the one that some people fear me because im much to hard to lift...They will dance around me because the basics are just to hard.......I SAY TO YOU....Nothing GREAT comes easy and i dont give out free tickets.....With me you got to earn repect.And that repect comes down to me.For i am the judge and i repersent a mans ture power and strenght..I am the gernral rules from the start.Im listed under page one.You all know me .....And some of you hate me but i will tell you without me you are building paper thin muscle.Im the only true mass builder and im built to last......
So ,give credit as i deserve it because it all starts from me.Im building gaints everyday and im building them to last....I dont cut coners ........Im plain and simple and the botton line is im apart of everything that rolls around this sport.......I AM A BARBELL....
I AM FOREVER!!.....And to those that are trully serious then im your GOD......I MADE YOU WHAT YOU ARE TODAY........dw



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Posted 17 August 2008 - 10:16 PM

Amen. Much respect to the barbell, that does a truly thankless job.

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Posted 17 August 2008 - 11:17 PM

QUOTE(Kane.d3 @ Aug 17 2008, 09:16 AM) View Post

Amen. Much respect to the barbell, that does a truly thankless job.

Yeah i was in the zone for a bit and for some reason my barbell was talking to me....And this is what IT told me to wirte....So ,i listened. aggressive.gif Sometimes people need to be reminded who the KING is and by all means its the BARBELL.I didnt figure to many reponding to this thread...Maybe because they have no repect for the barbell.?Or maybe the barbell is a dieing breed which that is what i am........dw

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Posted 18 August 2008 - 01:47 AM

The barbell takes no shit just as DW takes no shit.

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Posted 18 August 2008 - 01:53 AM

QUOTE(deadweight @ Aug 17 2008, 09:58 PM) View Post

Hello,I am a barbell.You all know me....Im the bar that weighs 45 pounds.Its nothing pretty about me.I never intented to be pertty.I intented to build slabs of muscle to those that give there life and soul to me.I am the one that is the founder of weightlifting.Without me,weights would nt be possible.Im the biggest player when it comes down to weights....Im the basic and foundation of the world of weighlifting.I stand alone because i am what you call the only barbell..I am the one that made many great powerlifters and great body builders....Without me there dreams wouldnt be what they are to be.I symbolize power and strength...I symbolize the benginning and i symbolize the end.I am the connerstone and the center of building muscle.I am successful from the start and i have accomplish building postive minds....I am nothing but a barbell that commands repect and i get repect.I am most important to build soild muscle because i am the grand daddy and it all began with me.I am a God to most people that are serious about building muscle....They know without me its not possible.I am the one that some people fear me because im much to hard to lift...They will dance around me because the basics are just to hard.......I SAY TO YOU....Nothing GREAT comes easy and i dont give out free tickets.....With me you got to earn repect.And that repect comes down to me.For i am the judge and i repersent a mans ture power and strenght..I am the gernral rules from the start.Im listed under page one.You all know me .....And some of you hate me but i will tell you without me you are building paper thin muscle.Im the only true mass builder and im built to last......
So ,give credit as i deserve it because it all starts from me.Im building gaints everyday and im building them to last....I dont cut coners ........Im plain and simple and the botton line is im apart of everything that rolls around this sport.......I AM A BARBELL....
I AM FOREVER!!.....And to those that are trully serious then im your GOD......I MADE YOU WHAT YOU ARE TODAY........dw


and that's why I carry american express.


dw - you are a trip, dude. good post, bro.


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Posted 18 August 2008 - 02:00 AM

QUOTE(TexSon @ Aug 17 2008, 12:53 PM) View Post

QUOTE(deadweight @ Aug 17 2008, 09:58 PM) View Post

Hello,I am a barbell.You all know me....Im the bar that weighs 45 pounds.Its nothing pretty about me.I never intented to be pertty.I intented to build slabs of muscle to those that give there life and soul to me.I am the one that is the founder of weightlifting.Without me,weights would nt be possible.Im the biggest player when it comes down to weights....Im the basic and foundation of the world of weighlifting.I stand alone because i am what you call the only barbell..I am the one that made many great powerlifters and great body builders....Without me there dreams wouldnt be what they are to be.I symbolize power and strength...I symbolize the benginning and i symbolize the end.I am the connerstone and the center of building muscle.I am successful from the start and i have accomplish building postive minds....I am nothing but a barbell that commands repect and i get repect.I am most important to build soild muscle because i am the grand daddy and it all began with me.I am a God to most people that are serious about building muscle....They know without me its not possible.I am the one that some people fear me because im much to hard to lift...They will dance around me because the basics are just to hard.......I SAY TO YOU....Nothing GREAT comes easy and i dont give out free tickets.....With me you got to earn repect.And that repect comes down to me.For i am the judge and i repersent a mans ture power and strenght..I am the gernral rules from the start.Im listed under page one.You all know me .....And some of you hate me but i will tell you without me you are building paper thin muscle.Im the only true mass builder and im built to last......
So ,give credit as i deserve it because it all starts from me.Im building gaints everyday and im building them to last....I dont cut coners ........Im plain and simple and the botton line is im apart of everything that rolls around this sport.......I AM A BARBELL....
I AM FOREVER!!.....And to those that are trully serious then im your GOD......I MADE YOU WHAT YOU ARE TODAY........dw


and that's why I carry american express.


dw - you are a trip, dude. good post, bro.

Your a good bro.......dw

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Posted 18 August 2008 - 05:17 PM

Wow well written, that was really cool...

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Posted 18 August 2008 - 10:44 PM

In powerlifting as well as olympic lifting..it all comes down to the Barbell. It can be your best friend or your worst foe.

A nice article DW..thank you for sharing it.

Funny... I hear those same voices!!!

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Posted 19 August 2008 - 03:01 AM

QUOTE(any1uno @ Aug 18 2008, 09:44 AM) View Post

In powerlifting as well as olympic lifting..it all comes down to the Barbell. It can be your best friend or your worst foe.

A nice article DW..thank you for sharing it.

Funny... I hear those same voices!!!

I can remember very well the first day that a barbell talked to me....IT SAID...IM GONNA BREAK YOUR BACK....I SAID....PROVE IT!...The rest is history.I cant rememeber not one training sesson i havent used a barbell.Hell,it wouldnt feel like a workout without useing one.As of right now i own 3 barbells.I use them all...My favorite one is my 55 pound bar which i keep on my bench and i keep one on my sqaut rack and the ohter one on my power rack.They all get the same attention from me.Its a shame how fitness puts a wet blanket on the barbell.Its tossed into a closet collecting cob webs.....I say it about time they pull them out a nd wipe em down and bring light back into them.The poor souls that have been taught wrong about the basics have a long road of failure untill they have been enlighten about what really counts...Im gonna drill peoples mind with the concept of a barbell if its the last thing i give in this sport.....dw

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Posted 19 August 2008 - 03:26 AM

More words from barbell.........Why do you run the other way when it comes down to lifting me?Do i scare u?Whats the fucking deal?Did you think building muscle was gonna be easy by liftting me?Did you think i was gonna change my profile and become some little shitty machine that you can sit down and lift?Come on people.....So you wont to be a good weightlifter?.Then you better start loving me and start throwing me in your workouts....Because without me you dont have a soild foundation..What you have without me is a shitty little chicken frame that will blow away with the wind.Next time you go to your gym you best embrace me with your heart and soul because you need me to be complete.So,all my lifts are HARD....Well,building thick muscle is hard and without thick muscle you are paper thin.When you lift me that muscle you build is there to last....It will not blow away in the wind...If anything i will withstand hurricans...STOP cutting yourself short people....the botton line starts with me and the end starts with me....Im looking forward for all of you to pick me up and build the muscle you dream about.....dw

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Posted 19 August 2008 - 03:29 AM

QUOTE(deadweight @ Aug 18 2008, 01:26 PM) View Post

More words from barbell.........Why do you run the other way when it comes down to lifting me?Do i scare u?Whats the fucking deal?Did you think building muscle was gonna be easy by liftting me?Did you think i was gonna change my profile and become some little shitty machine that you can sit down and lift?Come on people.....So you wont to be a good weightlifter?.Then you better start loving me and start throwing me in your workouts....Because without me you dont have a soild foundation..What you have without me is a shitty little chicken frame that will blow away with the wind.Next time you go to your gym you best embrace me with your heart and soul because you need me to be complete.So,all my lifts are HARD....Well,building thick muscle is hard and without thick muscle you are paper thin.When you lift me that muscle you build is there to last....It will not blow away in the wind...If anything i will withstand hurricans...STOP cutting yourself short people....the botton line starts with me and the end starts with me....Im looking forward for all of you to pick me up and build the muscle you dream about.....dw


That right there makes me want to run to the gym and start lifting weight_lift.gif

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Posted 19 August 2008 - 03:31 AM

QUOTE(MissKBuff @ Aug 18 2008, 02:29 PM) View Post

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More words from barbell.........Why do you run the other way when it comes down to lifting me?Do i scare u?Whats the fucking deal?Did you think building muscle was gonna be easy by liftting me?Did you think i was gonna change my profile and become some little shitty machine that you can sit down and lift?Come on people.....So you wont to be a good weightlifter?.Then you better start loving me and start throwing me in your workouts....Because without me you dont have a soild foundation..What you have without me is a shitty little chicken frame that will blow away with the wind.Next time you go to your gym you best embrace me with your heart and soul because you need me to be complete.So,all my lifts are HARD....Well,building thick muscle is hard and without thick muscle you are paper thin.When you lift me that muscle you build is there to last....It will not blow away in the wind...If anything i will withstand hurricans...STOP cutting yourself short people....the botton line starts with me and the end starts with me....Im looking forward for all of you to pick me up and build the muscle you dream about.....dw


That right there makes me want to run to the gym and start lifting weight_lift.gif

Then by all means garb the first barbell you see...It will love you back...... wub.gif Thanks for stoping by buff....You are a rock soild chick....dw

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Posted 19 August 2008 - 05:40 AM

DW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! how the hell u been... THIS MOFO IS HARDCORE 4 SURE... i see u are still kicking ass bro..like always..

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Posted 19 August 2008 - 03:39 PM

QUOTE(bgptbull81 @ Aug 18 2008, 04:40 PM) View Post

DW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! how the hell u been... THIS MOFO IS HARDCORE 4 SURE... i see u are still kicking ass bro..like always..

Im been fine ,Just hanging in this open cut.Im glad to see you around.it has felt like years....dw

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Posted 19 August 2008 - 04:56 PM

QUOTE(deadweight @ Aug 18 2008, 01:31 PM) View Post

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More words from barbell.........Why do you run the other way when it comes down to lifting me?Do i scare u?Whats the fucking deal?Did you think building muscle was gonna be easy by liftting me?Did you think i was gonna change my profile and become some little shitty machine that you can sit down and lift?Come on people.....So you wont to be a good weightlifter?.Then you better start loving me and start throwing me in your workouts....Because without me you dont have a soild foundation..What you have without me is a shitty little chicken frame that will blow away with the wind.Next time you go to your gym you best embrace me with your heart and soul because you need me to be complete.So,all my lifts are HARD....Well,building thick muscle is hard and without thick muscle you are paper thin.When you lift me that muscle you build is there to last....It will not blow away in the wind...If anything i will withstand hurricans...STOP cutting yourself short people....the botton line starts with me and the end starts with me....Im looking forward for all of you to pick me up and build the muscle you dream about.....dw


That right there makes me want to run to the gym and start lifting weight_lift.gif

Then by all means garb the first barbell you see...It will love you back...... wub.gif Thanks for stoping by buff....You are a rock soild chick....dw


Thanks smile.gif and no problem, I like a good read...

Also, I don't know where my work-outs would be without barbells....they can do anything! biggrin.gif






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