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[TheChosen1]

Sorry but this isn't a thread about music or anything related to music. It's about the dumba$$ with whom I work that I've posted of a few times on a couple of other boards in the past. I mentioned this to DS and figured that we should all get a good laugh out him again.

To sum up the previous stupid, idiotic incidents he's done, he's claimed to squat "8 plates" yet his legs are the size of an Ethiopian child (no disrespect to Ethiopians), he's claimed to speak to 1983 Mr. Olympian, Samir Benouit about "hooking him up with some good oral gear" (of course, he used the usual term), and my fave, he tells everyone here at work that he can out squat, press, bench, and lift me at his massive 185 pounds and 13 inch arms.

What more can you do or say, you ask? Well, he's learned a new word, "danaball". He tried bringing up a conversation with me about it saying, "I'm getting alot of energy from that danaball." I thought he was referring to a new energy drink and I just pretty much ignored him with a "yeah, okay." He continued talking until I asked him, "WTF are you talking about?" When he explained more clearer, I told him the proper pronounciation and explained that it's obvious that he don't know anything about it since he's calling it by name and not abbreviation as it's normally called. Yep, I made him look like an idiot again. When he asked what the abbreviation was, I told him to do what I do, research more.

About a month goes by and Senoir Idiot tells me that he's going to buy some. Of course, I laughed and asked him from where. YOU GUESSED IT! He brings out his phone and shows me the Google links where he found it. I laughed and said, "Go for it. They're all as fake as your workouts." Then he said that he ordered some already, which I doubt since child support is hitting him up for $800/month. He shows me the site that he ordered from and I know it to be a scammer. I asked him what he paid for it and he said $70. I laughed and told him, "Don't expect to see that money again." He asked why and I said, "First, by Googling an illegal drug may have caused the FEDS to zero in on your dumb ass and now you'll be tagged as a possible offender. Secondly, I know the site and the person who runs it (names need not be mentioned) and it's a known scam site. So that being said, you've gotten phucked royally. Enjoy your order." He shows me the entire Google list and I just started pointing at each site and saying, "Fake, fake, fake, this is truly fake because they don't come in 600 mg., and truly without a doubt FAKE." He looks at me saying, "But it says dia....l". "That's to reel in the newbies and people like you who don't know what they're doing, dumbass.", I replied.

He even went as far as to ask me where I go to get what I need and I said, "Someone called a doctor. You won't find her on Google though."

About a month ago to shut him up once and for all, I challenged him in front of the entire shop to perform some heavy bent rows with a small (1 1/2 foot by 6 inch) crate filled with lead and iron from the shop lifts. I stared at it one day and thought to myself that, despite the rotator cuff injury, I can do that. So as our supervisor held a meeting with us, I just walked up to it and did a few rows, surprising everyone and the supervisor. But I only did it to prove it to myself. Just then, "dumba$$" walks out of the office and everybody told him to try it. But the supervisor stopped him. That following week, no one was around to stop him so I challenged him and, of course, he tried to pussy out of it. But seeing no one in the office and that I did this in front of everyone, he was forced to prove his so-called strength. So he bent down and did 5 reps but the last 3 was straneously. I said, "Is that your best? I'll show you how it's done." I bent down and with my usual powerlifting grunts, I hit 10 reps. The entire shop talked about it and one of my buddies said, "I think you've shot him down. He can't talk shit now because everyone saw you out do him with that heavy crate."

If you'd like to get a glimpse of this "Mr. Poor-lympic", go to www.talent6.com/Tiger231

[MissKBuff]

I can't see that blue properly...can't read it

[JUISEBOY]

I can't see that blue properly...can't read it

Just highlight it. Had to do the same....

[any1uno]

I am happy to hear you showed that POS. I have a few people like this here at work. Decided sometime ago not to give in to their BS. Now...they have a weight loss comp here in our department. One says..let's base the results on muscle mass! Now..there are quite a few out of shape ladies here. Muscle Mass may be a great measurement for this guy but the ladies won't have as much success. Me...I don't care about the office comp. Me...rather go by strength...which they don't want to do. OK by me..I don't want to be a panty boy so we're even!

Sorry to appear to steal the thread..just wishing to show how every work place has it's more "colorful" people.

Happy to see you take this guy down though...he had it coming.

[TheChosen1]

I am happy to hear you showed that POS. I have a few people like this here at work. Decided sometime ago not to give in to their BS. Now...they have a weight loss comp here in our department. One says..let's base the results on muscle mass! Now..there are quite a few out of shape ladies here. Muscle Mass may be a great measurement for this guy but the ladies won't have as much success. Me...I don't care about the office comp. Me...rather go by strength...which they don't want to do. OK by me..I don't want to be a panty boy so we're even!

Sorry to appear to steal the thread..just wishing to show how every work place has it's more "colorful" people.

Happy to see you take this guy down though...he had it coming.

No problem a1u, I don't particularly consider this post as a thread theft. That's because I can relate to what you mentioned.

I was out for a year and a half for a company claimed disability. The problem was that I suffered (still do sometimes) with celluitis and the company knew nothing about the disease. So being that I was a big powerlifting guy, the company doctor decided to relate my size to possible heart problems, though I've never had any whatsoever.

Upon my return, I had noticed alot of my coworkers had gained a hell of alot of weight. One guy, who was only in his 20's at the time, looked like he'd gained at least 40 pounds. When I mentioned the fact that I lost more than 60 pounds during my absense, I noticed that he and alot of others had gained alot. One of the mechanics told me, "You should have been here during the weight loss contest. He lost 25 pounds." I was like, "Is that all? 25 in a few months? Dude, I did that in only one month and I'm down 60 now. The true test is not to lose the weight but to keep it off. If you gain it back then you've defeated the purpose."

[\SHINE/]

made that sucker more readable for ya'll with a gay shade of PINK!
ha! ha!

[HDH]

Pretty good story man. I enjoyed reading it. I love to see a big mouth STFU.

HDH

[TheChosen1]

made that sucker more readable for ya'll with a gay shade of PINK!
ha! ha!

Being that this isn't a Kelly Girl thread, I did some correction so that it's more legible.

[Body_Builder]

lol, that's pretty funny.

[TheChosen1]

Believe it or not, this dumba$$ is still claiming to get on something. I told him, "Dude at 46, you can hang it up. It won't do you any good this late in life." He said, "But you're older than I am."

"True", I said, "but I have decades of experience than you do. For starters, YOU DON'T WORK OUT."